Doors at 7pm / Show at 8pm. 2 Item Suggested Minimum.

I’ve got a terrible feeling about this show. Like somehow the whole thing is doomed. I have this recurring dream where I’m on stage, thousands of miles from home and the crowd has turned on me. There are thousands of them and they are all booing me and Sofia Vergara (from Modern Family) is there and so is Simon Cowell and he’s slamming his fist into a red buzzer and the sound splits the air like a gunshot and the ceiling rips open and confetti rains down like debris but the booing only gets louder and louder and louder and louder and then I wake up, and realise that all of that actually happened to me.

This show has nothing to do with that story. I doubt I’ll even mention it. As booed on America’s Got Talent.

‘Offers nothing personal and almost no actual content.’ ★★★★ Chortle (UK)

‘Egotistical delusions.’ ★★★★ The Scotsman (UK)

‘Indescribable.’ ★★★★ The List (UK)

‘Disorderly.’ ★★★★★ Isolated Nation

The Bar

Our Bar opens an hour before showtime, so come early and grab a drink with us! The Bar also stays open until 1AM, so stop by after our last show of the evening! Tax and tip included in all drink prices. **No outside food or drink allowed**